meladoodle:

my friend’s teacher kept saying ‘YOLO’ around the school and then people were like ‘why do u keep saying you only live once’ and he was like ‘oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of ‘yo’ and hello’ and it was just a hip new greeting’

sheeranium:

ed sheeran was 15 when he wrote moments the guys i know who are 15 can’t even spell the word moments

kalories:

instead of getting periods can girls just get a text once a month from nature saying “you’re not pregnant have a nice day”

caseyanthonyofficial:

Whenever someone asks you if you’re ticklish that means you’re getting tickled in five seconds doesn’t even matter what your answer is